Friday, February 12, 2010

my limericks

I'm alone for Vday this year
And I promise I won't shed a tear
It's my ex boyfriends fault
Because he got caught
Now I'll hit up a 6 pack of beer.

Valentines are so overated
Frankly they've got people jaded
If you don't get one
The drama's begun
It's a holiday I've always hated.

Last Vday I got a fish
Even though that was not my wish
My boyfriend was lame
He just has no game
I hit him in the face with a dish.

I wanna make Lil wayne my man
Even though I doubt that I can
I think he's pretty hot
I like his music a lot
I know he likes butts that are tan.

So Vday this year just might suck
I'll get a sweet tea for a buck
I'll stay home and watch movies
Avoid getting cooties
This year I have no luck.








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